Thursday, September 20, 2007

Top 10 Reasons Why Golf Sucks!

1. I'm so gonna get pwned by everyone else this Friday at SouthLink.

2. My arms hurt and feel numb at the same time after an hour in the range.

3. All the hot babes at MBGC hit better and further than I do.

4. My Pitch hits further than my 7.

5. All my shots fly right. Waaaaaaaaaay right.

6. I've almost never ever touched my Sand Wedge before.

7. I go home way past bedtime.

8. And have too heavy suppers at River Valley/Old Airport Road/Blk 85 Bak Chor Mee.

9. I've gotta wake at 6am on Friday.

10. My entire golf set costs HALF of one of Eugene's single driver. Thats including the bag.

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