Manchester City Cannot Win This League Season

Ok maybe they might do it, but I sure as hell hope they don't.

1. They don't play attractive football
Making defense your primary ethos with more defensive midfielders than any other team in the EPL spells b-o-r-e-f-e-s-t.

2. There's a much better team in the same league from that city.
There's only one United.

3. Mancini irritates me because he has no control of his own dressing room.
Letting your charges constantly air their grievances, shouting at each other over substitutions, all means lack of authority. Maybe a better manager can bring out even more from the squad.

4. There's too much disharmony in the squad.
Given their current wage disparity with the rest of the league, pandering to egos are the name of the game. Which incidentally leads to less teamwork and more selfish play.

5. No one wants a money squad to win.
You win through teamwork and hard work. Assembling a stellar all star cast simply by throwing more money around than anyone can possibly fathom just reeks of arrogance and elitism. Nobody wants them to win.