New United Jokes :(

I may be a Manchester United fan, but I'm also able to see the lighter side of things :) Enjoy...

Sigh.

Q. What's the difference between Manchester United and a black cab?
A. A black cab only lets five in!
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United's defence were at sixes and Evans.
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Apparently, Sir Alex Ferguson is in trouble with the Queen.
Something about a sick swan.
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All the Man United players all looked pretty upset. Except Rooney, who can't count to 6. He just looked confused.
(Rooney can count to six...on one hand)
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It took most Man United fans over eight hours to get home last night.
The
M6/M1 were bumper to bumper all the way back to London.
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The Glazers wanted the real fans' experience - they headed for London immediately after the game.
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Alex Ferguson has accepted full responsibility for United's humiliation by City. He says he should not have rested Howard Webb for such an important game.
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Those 19 banners could come in handy now - if City can turn them upside down.
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United to win the second and third set?
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What have Colonel Gaddafi and Manchester United got in common?
Both were slaughtered in their own back yard.
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Manchester City have just gained a large following in the Chinese province of 'Sichuan'.
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The scene: Monday morning in the Ferguson household.
Mrs Fergie: " Get up, Alex! It's just gone 7!"
Fergie: " Oh, no! Have they scored again?"
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David De Gea's mum rang him up at half-time...
...and told him to be home before seven.
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Colleen Rooney missed the game to stay in and watch Six And The City.
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City fans new favourite TV show - The Only Way Is One-Six.
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And one for the Manchester United fans:
City fans have not seen a win like that since they were Chelsea fans.