iHave iPad!

Muahahahahah. All iPhone lemmings can go blind themselves! My iPad is king of the world of uber coolness!! Whoooooooooootttt! No fight!

Dear iPhone lemmings, please start sucking your thumbs and wish you had an iPad right now!!!! Muahahahahaha!!! I laugh at all your pathetic small screens.

This is the true Godfinger.

Oh erm...happy birthday wifey! Thanks for the iPad. Hehe. Lemming.