Once upon a time, 3 little schoolboys boarded the bus no 10 home from school. There was tall boy, tony leung, and ugly dog.
On the way up the upper deck of the double-decker bus, the boys walked past this hot chick who turned out to be tall boy's friend from way back when. The hot chick reminded him who she was and that she always saw him take the 196 bus in the mornings to work. Tall boy couldn't even remember her name, though hot chick remained quite hot.
From then on, tony leung and ugly dog kept pestering tall boy to introduce hot chick to them. Three little schoolboys, sitting at the back of the bus, laughing and giggling and egging each other to go talk to her.
Ugly dog, being the natural pimp that he was, really wanted very much to get to know hot chick. He thought of all kinds of ways to introduce himself. He thought of asking tall boy to intro him, then thought of asking tony leung to go with him, then thought of walking up to her all alone. How brave.
He almost successfully jio-ed tony leung to go with him, and they were doing the knuckle-to-knuckle jab over and over again to confirm both will support each other. In the end tony leung backed out. Ugly dog wouldn't give up, and as the pressure mounted from the other two boys, he almost found himself leaving his seat to find hot chick. He kept looking to the front, at her beautiful hair, then turning to the other two boys as if to inspire more support to attempt his daring deed.
But in the end, all he could do was watch forlornly from the upper storey window as hot chick alighted the bus prematurely. What a wasted opportunity, he said.
And so nothing actually happened.
On bus no 10.
The End.
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